Sunday, June 19, 2011

Hot! Does Ted Nugent Have A Derby Favorite

Post Parade knows no bounds when it comes to scoring the big interview! And, let's face it, everybody 3 people want to know, especially after the recent drubbings of favoritesUncle MoandThe Factorin The Wood and the AR Derby, respectively, who's on Ted Nugent 's Derby Watch?

Sadly, there was no interview opportunity for me after the races. I just got to hang around with a bunch of my peers, a.k.a, paunchy middle-aged people who saw Ted Nugent in 1976 back when they were in high school. However, if I had had the chance to actually speak with Mr. Nugent, I was completely prepared to ask some very hard-hitting and highly informative questions, such as,

1. Who do you like for the Kentucky Derby?

2. Interestingly enough, I see that you played the role of "Skunk" in the movie, Beer for My Horses , with country music superstar, Toby Keith. And of course, not only is Toby Keith talented and/or hot, but he owned the undefeatedCactus Ridge. Can you share with my readers your experiences or aspirations with Thoroughbred horse racing ?

3. Your 1981 hit, So, at this writing, does Uncle Ted like Uncle Mo? Unknown. And frankly, as we rapidly approach the Kentucky Derby, I'm not so sure who I even like. I'll probably be contemplating my Derby selections over morning coffee on May 7th. Oh, and as good fortune would have it, Ted Nugent even has his own brand of coffee, Nuge Java , "My life of rock-n-roll and hunting is a stimulating adventure every day. There is nothing average about my days, including my morning joe. Nuge Java prepares me for an amazing American Dream every morning. It's Spiritual Rocketfuel!" says Uncle Ted about his coffee. Sounds good. Pour me a cup.

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