Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Hot! Autostraddle Pretty Little Liars Recap 314

Hooray! Pretty Little Liars will be back! I skipped the item therefore considerably through its hiatus I was mandated to complete lame offers like commit my time receiving good grades and maintaining up together with this classes!

We come back to Rosewood only a couple of days? Weeks? Months? immediately after that . I'm continue to cloudy about the timeline, but I can easily tell a person there's even now no snow throughout Pennsylvania.

IS LESBIAN SKATEBOARDING A THING? I THINK IT SHOULD BE A THING

On this specific week's event nothing at all happened. I mean, yes, folks talked, people attended places, but practically nothing seemed to be revealed, discovered or specifically shocking. It's like the freelance writers boobed their cannons within the previous very few symptoms and also at this point this present possesses regarding just as much piece brand when Glee . Or any instance regarding Glee .

We open on Mona playing cuddle bunnies together with Hanna in the middle from the night.

NOW WAIT I WANT TO BE LITTLE SPOON!

That's right, Mona will be back. Like back back. Just such as when Brock came back again to Pokemon!

Mona's also been published from Arkham Insane Asylum which have no consequences or jail time frame and from now on she's free in order to frolic unsupervised across Rosewood. Supposedly she's better, and that is entirely probable in the serious world. People really do receive better. Except this is simply not the best world. It's Liar World.

IN LIAR WORLD EVERYONE HAS IPHONES. IT'S JUST LIKE COLLEGE, OR BROOKLYN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MATCHING TATTOOS?!

RUINING HOODIES FOR ALL OF US

OH GIRL. THOSE DRAPES WITH THOSE PILLOWS? NUH UH.

IS FARTING

OH COME ON LIZZ. BORAT WAS NEVER POPULAR.

TEACHES FISTING CLASSES ON THE SIDE

SERIOUSLY IF NO ONE WANTS THEM I WILL BE ALL UP ON THOSE MUFFINS

DON'T JUDGE ME JUST BECAUSE I STOLE THIS OUTFIT FROM CHER IN CLUELESS

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES. WE TOOK PARTS FROM HER BIKE AND PARTS FROM MY BIKE AND SWAPPED THEM. THATS HOW LESBIANS HAVE SEX.

TAYLOR SWIFT IMPERSONATION

THAT'S A PENIS?!

THIS IS NOT WHAT DURA MATTER ON A BRAIN LOOKS LIKE!

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

MOST REALISTIC SHOT OF TEENAGERS EVER FEATURED ON PLL

DOES THIS LIPGLOSS LOOK POPPIN' ENOUGH TO YOU?

SHIT. I THINK SOMEONE SEES ME ORDERING THE IPHONE FIVE. QUICK, TELL THEM ALL I HAVE A NEXUS 4.

SPENCER DEMONSTRATES ALL THESE CHARACTERS GETTING WHACKED OFF.

OHM

OH FACE.

THIS SHIT HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES

IT'S A SYMBOL

THE BIRD IS CONNECTED TO THE RING ONLY BY ITS WING TIPS. I SUDDENLY RECOGNIZE IT. A MOCKINGJAY.

OR MAYBE IT'S JUST A REALLY THOUGHTFUL GIFT

SORRY SPENCER, I PUT ALL MY FUCKS IN THIS BOX. NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKS TO GIVE.

I HAVE A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON TYING YOUR SWEATSHIRT PULLS UP LIKE THAT.

OH THOSE JETS.

THE BEGINNING OF A CHEESY PORN AND/OR SLASHER FLICK

USING THAT BOOTY FOR FARTING IN THE HOTTUB

YOU SEE. UM. EXPERIMENTING IS NORMAL. I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK

THIS IS LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST BUTTPLUG I'VE EVER SEEN

DON'T CRY OUTLOUD

THAT'S THE TWO GIRLS ONE CUP VIDEO!?

OKAY. I HAVE THE LAST SEASON OF THE L WORD IN HERE. BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT FROM ME.

SANDPAPER GONE TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG

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